Ivanka’s New Fashion Line!!

The Forest is delighted to report that Ivanka Trump, contrary to the latest FAKE NEWS! is not closing her exceptionally great business, but simply “refashioning" her outstanding products to a new standard of relevancy for our current era. Tested by the rigorous needs of their creator herself as well as the faithful (current) members of the Trump inner circle.

Plasticine Earplugs. Use as needed to pretend you're unaware of verbose rationales regarding taking healthcare away from poor people and babies from their mothers. Or, simply insert every morning for a day free of alternate facts. Made in China.

Kinda Rayon Blindfold.  Perfect complement to the above.  Not even made of fake silk rayon. Who knows?  Wear three or four simultaneously for optimum performance. Made in China.

Trump Endurers Tea. Reassuringly soothes any stomach churning from unending chaos, inexplicable logic and nagging fear of indictment.  Not actually tea. Imported from China.

Kellyanne Karma Sutures. Sew the b*tch’s mouth shut. Made in China.

Fall Away Fall Fashions.  When you're sure the world is fraying around you, shouldn’t your clothes keep up?  Made in China.

Sneaky Rabbit Booties.* Comfy way to tip toe quietly around vile matter. This time made of actual fur. In China.

*Not necessarily rabbit

Bean Sprouts. Enjoy the benefit of this trade war surplus…free with any purchase.  Bestow them upon poor people.  (Who says you don’t care about them?  And, what the heck, it doesn’t cost you anything.) Not made in China, but seem that way.

Look for these and other overwhelming Ivanka inspired creations at a Trump branded property near you.  Or visit www.evenmoretrumpscams.com
for a complete selection readily available for all your money.

The Forest offers no guarantee of, and disclaims any responsibility for, the safety, performance, durability or actual delivery of depicted items.

Donnie and Mellie