CAN YOU NAME THESE CANDIDATES?
The
Forest’s
cartoonist-in-residence Nkey Finghurs has once again reached new heights,
crafting vivid, unforgettable caricatures of the current candidates in the
Republican field. When Mr. Finghurs
submitted his work, however, he seemed to have inadequately conducted his
research regarding the actual names of his subjects. We are hoping our faithful readers can assist, submitting their
best guesses regarding the full, official names of the individuals these Pulitzer worthy works represent. Our current
editors are at a loss, and attempts to reach Mr. Finghurs have been unsuccessful
ever since he cashed his check.
Please
see below:
Crankypants Cruz
Fantasy Fiorina
Mike Hucksterbee
Rapido Rubio
Just Jeb
The Good Doctor
The Trumpeter
We
trust you have found this Special Political Cartoon Edition of The Forest both
edifying and fraught with poignant humor.
If, in your perusal of this page, you happened upon any thoughts
regarding the identities of these candidates, kindly share them with the
editors.
Please scrawl the name below each candidate, carefully rip out the page and mail it to:
The Forest
Attn: Can You Name These Candidates Fiasco
P.O. Box 64958544813354
Bratwurst, Minnesota
10000-0000
Thanking
you in advance for your assistance -- The
Editors
