Charm
School For Hillary
“Why is Hillary Clinton so unpopular?…In the Washington Post/ABC News poll, (Clinton and Trump) are both at 57 percent disapproval…In the New York Times/CBS News poll…Sixty-four percent said she is not honest or trustworthy.
Clinton
gives off an exclusively professional vibe: industrious, calculated,
goal-oriented, distrustful…in direct contrast with the mores of the social
media age, which is intimate, personalist, revealing, trusting and
vulnerable. It puts her in conflict
with most people”s lived experience.”
-- David
Brooks, NY Times, May 24, 2016, “Why is Clinton Disliked?”
Are they kidding with the cold, calculated crapola??!! You put out a book of kids letters to your own cat and dog for criminy sake.
Our Google image search turned up maybe six of you with the grandkid. Are you kidding?! There's more than that of Donald Trump's hairbrush. Do you want this job or don't you?
Stop Applauding Yourself.
Did it work for you in 2008? No, it did
not work for you in 2008.
Enough with the Shouting.
Does Donald Trump shout? Well, does he? Think
about it.
Do a Disney Character.
Lean on some of those
Hollywood lamebrains to get you a part. (What, they think just a $35,000 a
plate dinner gets them off the hook?) Your voice in a lovable role!
The kindly, exiled cheetah who helps a poor, orphaned gazelle kid grow up
to win the Botswanna Derby, maybe.
Shut Up About Bernie Sanders!
Some people like him, so you're going to make those ones
like you for whacking on him, do you think? Some people don't like him. Those ones are already voting for you, duh.
Pipe Down.
We know, we know. We already talked about shouting.
Just saying, though...
Plead Guilty to Everything.
Hard to keep accusing anyone who's already admitted to the
whole ball of wax. And don't we all believe in Redemption??
Mysteriously Disappear.
Your staff puts out wistful photos, while you rethink
stuff. Never know.
Take
Up Figure Skating.
Everyone loves figure skaters.
